Jokes!!!!!!

7 months without sex


A married couple comes to the doctor and tells the man that his wife did not
wants
to have sex with him in the last seven months . The doctor takes the
woman
the interior to talk privately. The doctor asks thereof :

- Why did not you sit madam your husband ? in perfect Phanariote
Axana and pronunciation .

And the poor tells the story of dakryvrekti :

- In the last seven months I get a taxi to go to my job ,
but I have no money , and asks the fare :

- Well will pay simeris , or ... ? So make me an " or " .

When I go to work I am now late and asks
Head :

- Well will you write tardiness , or ... ?

- So make me an " or " .
To get a taxi back home and asks me again the fare :